Internext 2005 Day One Photo Gallery

HCG

From Left to Right, Top to Bottom, Follow the bouncing ball...

1 Dirty Brittney Skye is a welcome site at the 1st day of Internext 2005...
2 Kylie Wild is fit to be tied...hogtied...at the fuckmachines booth...
3 This is the official badge of Jules Jordan...from Evil Angel
4 and this is Travis...who was hanging with Jules...
5 ...who graced me with my very own "fuck you" Jules Jordan picture for the site...
6...before resuming his regular B Boy stance...
7 When you have flaming pink hair, and you are walking around wearing a t-shirt of yourself having flaming pink hair, it's good to have a smoking hot blonde on your arm, so you don't look gay or anything, you know, like a beard....
8 Chicks love gay guys...seriously...just go tell them you love chuggin' cock and see what they say...
9 He did give me a killer Mix CD of techno DJ's...from FLASHCASH (there is your plug)
10 See how much gayer this seems without the chick? The only thing worse than having pink hair is having your ass kicked by the guy with the pink hair...damn!
11 This is the lovely J Girl...signing for PRIVATE...
12 http://www.justinejoli.com...  Go there, you jack ass...
13 This lock belongs to one of the cutest girls at the show...I went insane trying to win her..I mean the IPOD...no, I really don't...
14 Close but no cigar...
15 The brunette is the one I wanted to win...at least that is what I kept telling her...I know it's creepy but she thought it was cute because she kept blushing...
16 Mr. Biohazard was at the VIDEO SECRETS booth, chillin' with Tera P, but not hanging on her, despite what I have read on other sites...
17 Tera fucking Patick...so HOT!
18 Tera and Ron Jeremy, the male porn icon... I told you Evan wasn't hanging on her...
19 Wankus from KSEX is damn sexy in his Van Halen headband...He might as well jump.
20 Lisa Sparxxx, the gangbang Queen, gave me a hug with those big huge tits...
21 Chicks...
22 Chicks...
23 Chicks...
24 Chicks...
25 Chicks...
26 Chicks...
27 This beautiful woman looks just like the chick that broke my heart when I was 19...
28 She could have apologized...
29 Her and a friend...
30 One is the loneliest number that you ever knew...
31 Wow
32 and again...did I mention I was drunk writing this?.
33 Matsumi Max is beautiful...
34 two
35 three
36 four...God she is gorgeous...and Olivia painted her, just like my J Girl...
37 Her pierced friend...
38 Some nutjob in a pink tutu doing a webshow...
39 chick
40 chick
41 Tony fucking Testa baby...who paid a whore $20 in my presence to get the fuck out of our way and let us order drinks. PUNK FUCKING ROCK!!!
42 Fetish sluts
43 Fetish sluts
44 sign....why not?
45 Chick
46 chick
47 Aria Giovana, who baptised me on New Years in rum and coke...
48 Jackie the Joke Man of former Howard Stern glory...
49 Chick
50 Chick
51 Lanie Barbie...who rubbed her nice tits on me...even when I asked her not to...you gotta love it...
52 Asian wonder twin powers...ACTIVATE!!!
53 Charmaine Star and Lily Thai
54 Kaylani Lei
55 is so cute...WICKED GIRLS RULE.
56 Charmaine
57 Star
58 Attitude...where are you Craven?
59 Pimp ride 05...and I'm spent....